Friday, December 4, 2009

Tiger in the Woods

He was on his way to an early tee time and his wife followed him shouting: "Honey you forgot your 9 iron..."

Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife Elin.

That’s the first time Tiger Woods has failed to drive 300 yards… Perhaps Tiger should have used a less lofted driver?

Tiger Woods first drive wound up between a fire hydrant and tree. He's not talking about it, so it sounds like an unplayable lie or was he out of bounds?.

You can't blame poor Elin, she was totally baffled as to how Tiger could be DQ'd from a tournament… until she found out he was playing the wrong hole!

After his wayward drive into a water hazard, Tiger found himself playing from the drop zone

Most folks find it’s a nightmare driving at 2.05am: sometimes you can’t see the Woods looking for the forest!

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gillette after admitting that his crash was the closest shave he had ever had.


This has been sent by Prakash Bhartia.

Being a public figure has its disadvantages.
It is one of the professional hazards.
I am sorry for Woods.
Being handsome and with the money he earns there must be a line of girls he may have had affairs.As per Western standards there must be hundreds of ladies who wouldn't mind a fling with him
Just two have owned up. There must be a line.
Why should the west make such a big issue of it and the media hound him.
Quite a few of the media person who are hounding him must be having their own skeletons.
After all, we are all naked under our clothes.
It is only their indescretion has not been found out.
Those who express the greatest indignation may be having the most skeletons.

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