Crossing Borders

Different countries have diffrent rules for crossing their borders.
Here are some rules sent by Desmond.
Shashi Tharoor is right.
Why should we be so strict with the Americans and Britsih when we are so lenient with our neighbours

Where to Cross The Border?

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally You Get 12 Years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally You Will Be Jailed.

If You Cross The Chinese Border Illegally You May Never Be Heard Again.

If You Cross The Venezuelan Border Illegally You Will Be Branded A Spy And Your Fate Will Be Sealed.

If You Cross The Cuban Border Illegally You Will Be Thrown Into Political Prison To Rot.

If You Enter Britain Illegally You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported

And you just can't enter the US illegally
BUT

If You Are A Pakistani or a Bangladeshi And Illegally Cross The Indian Border You Get
- A Ration Card,
- Passport ( 1 or more)
- Haz Subsidy,
- A Drivers License,
- Voter Identity Card,
- Job Reservation,
- Special Privileges,
- Credit Cards,
-Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
- Free Education,
- Free Health Care,
- A Lobbyist In New Delhi
- The right to talk about secularism, which was not heard of back home

And Ofcourse - Voting Rights