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These classifieds actually ran in a Minneapolis newspaper…………

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
8-years old. Hateful little bastard. - Bites!

FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES:
Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog…..
able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG:
Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a big reward.

COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK EXERCISE MACHINE:
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES:
California grown - 89 cents/lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY:
Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.

And the best one?

FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, Got married last month. Wife knows everything.

I am sure many of us married men must feel like the last ad.

Sent by Viraj Thacker