Marwari Jokes

Too Good. Enjoy. No Offence Meant.

MARWARI AT HIS BEST !

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Marwari: What's the rate of the banana?
Shopkeeper: 1 Rupee

Marwari: Will you give it for 60 paise?
Shopkeeper: Only the cover.
Marwari:Take 40 paise, keep the cover and give me the rest...

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Marwari falls from the 14th floor...
While falling he sees his wife from his kitchen window, preparing food...
he shouted: do not prepare for meeeee....

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Marwari called a newspaper office and asked: My uncle is dead and I
want a condolence to be printed. What are the charges?
Newspaper: Rs.50 per word..
Marwari: Oh!!! too much... Anyway write, "Uncle Dead"
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 5 words!
Marwari: Oh ho! Let me think... Ok write, "Uncle Dead, Maruti for sale"

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There was a Marwari too aboard the sinking Titanic. He was laughing
while the ship was sinking.
His friend asked: Why are you laughing?
Marwari: Thank God I didn't buy the return ticket...


A person who can laugh at himself is very fortunate.
Here are some jokes sent by a marwari (Arun Shroff) to another marwari(Yours truly) to have them posted.
We know now why Marwaris hold pride of place in Indian jokes just as Jews and Scotsmen hold in English Jokes.