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Msg from Merill Smith

Hari Om Radheshyam.

I live in the country & I am on dial up & can't get high speed. So can you please send any future emails to my hotmail address.
franie67@hotmail.com

When you send large files my ISP has a habit of terminating the connection right in the middle of receiving the email. Below is a screen shot of the error message I receive.

I do not have this problem when I am receiving hotmail.
Cheers
Merrill Smith

Hari Om Merrill,

That is why I am telling all the boys,
Have a Hotmail, Yahoo or Gmail account for your emails.
All the service providers have a mail box capacity of 1 MB which gets filled up anytime you go for a holiday and then your mails start bouncing.
Whenever I send attachments I have multiple bounces from quite a few of our boys.Those whom I can send, I resend without the attachments, then it goes.
I have recorded your hotmail ID.
All future mails will go to this one.
Since you have probably missed this weeks one, I will resend it to the new mail ID
Cheers,
Radheshyam

Msg from Amarnath Banerjee

Hari Om Sharmaji,

Why do Ambanis have so much money while others starve ?

Why do Ambanis have so much money and still fight among themselves ?

Why do Indians still keep reproducing like rodents while reeling under massive overpopulation ?

Why are Indian leaders/bureaucrats/godmen, in fact any bloody Indian so corrupt ?


Ever wondered that there might be only one answer to all these questions ....... that there is no GOD ?

God is a creation of man, and not the other way around, and like all problem-solving software invented by man is defective ! Another such programme thought to be a solution for all man-made problems -- communism -- has been proved to be totally useless, and has created more problems than it has solved.
Similarly, the GOD-software is still in use to protect the corrupt, the unjust, the cruel and the selfish. For example, the Ambanis, or the Birlas, can indulge in a 4000crore house without a prick of conscience because they would have donated a few crores to GOD !

The more corrupt and evil, may they be politicians,officers holding any "office of profit", or businessmen spend more time praying to God and visiting temples and godmen. God is as corrupt as the humans who invented Him.

Amen

Amarnath Banerjee.

All this talking of God by Amarnath reminds me of Jesus.

This has been sent by Prakash Bhartia but may have been posted earlier also.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused.

They faxed.

They e-mailed.

They e-mailed with attachments.

They downloaded.

They did spreadsheets!

They wrote reports.

They created labels and cards.

They created charts and graphs.

They did some genealogy reports .

They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.

Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off..

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed..

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:

'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went out!'

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate.

'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any?'

God just shrugged and said,

JESUS SAVES....