Thursday, September 3, 2009

If you fail, try ,try and try again.

This has been sent by Prakash Bhartia

Italian pregnancy

An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she
has missed her period for 2 months..

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and
buys a pregnancy kit.The test result shows that the girl is indeed
pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says,'Who
was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of
their house.

A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and
impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and
enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:

'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situationbut I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the
rest of her life.
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail
stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account.
If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, ? You try again.'

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