What Confucius Did Not Say

True Sacrifice

A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs.

Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.

The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?'

The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on....

The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?'

The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.

The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'

The man broke into a big smile and said, 'no'.

She said, 'Aye well - Ya will be when the tide comes in.'

What Confucius Did Not Say

Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

 Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

 Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent.

 Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

 Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

 Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

 Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

 War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY..... "A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood"

The above were sent by Prakash Bhartia