Who's the Boss?

LESSON No. 3 Yes Boss !

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When body was first made, all the parts wanted to be a boss.

The brain said, "I should be a Boss because I control the whole body’s response and functions."

The feet said, " We should be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he wants to go."

The hands said, " We should be Boss because we do all the work and earn the money."

And so it went on & on with the heart, lungs and the eyes until finally the asshole spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of ass hole being the boss. So asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and refused to work.

Within a short time the eyes became crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart & lungs began to panic and the brain fevered.

Eventually they all decided that the asshole should be the Boss, so the motion passed. All the other parts did all the work while the Boss just sat and passed out the shit !

Moral of the story :

You don’t need brains to be a Boss – any asshole will do.

Sent by Mr. Ganesan.
No wonder we feel so relieved when we have had good bowel movement.
Mocambo Khush Hua