Walking and Health

These have been sent by Bishan Dewan who seems to be a long walker and hereby sends a few hints on how to go about it.

Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where she is.

I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them
The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.


If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.
The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.