Those who have gone through the throes of love must surely remember the pangs when you pined for your loved one and the plans you used to make to be near her/him.
The connivance and subterfuge would put any Machiavelli to shame
The mere touch or a smile would take you to the seven heavens. (I wonder actually if there are seven heavens).
Those who have been through the above stage will understand and condone the following guile of an aged (aged by years but young at heart) couple.
Sent by Prakash Bhartia.
OLDER YOU GET - WISER YOU GET.....
An elderly man and woman, (John and Doris) both in their 70's, (close enough) walk into a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that
such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice, that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely
nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks
them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50, and says good bye.
A week later the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again.
The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes
an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says,
'I'm sorry, but I have to ask.
Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything.
She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and
we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139.
We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.
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