SIGNS

Those who have seen slogans behind trucks must have come across some really funny ones.
Dr. Santosh Agarwal has sent some hilarious ones here from different places.
Radheshyam
SIGNS
Sign over a
Gynecologist's Office:
'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'
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In a Podiatrist's office:
'Time wounds all heels.'
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
'We repair what your
husband fixed.'
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On another Plumber's truck:
'Don't sleep with a
drip. Call your plumber.'
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On a Church's Bill board:
'7 days without God
makes one weak.'
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At a Tyre Store
'Invite us to your
next blowout.'
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On an Electrician's truck:
'Let us remove your shorts.'
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In a Non-smoking
Area:
'If we see smoke,
we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action.'
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On a Maternity Room door:
'Push. Push. Push.'
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At an Optometrist's Office:
'If you don't see
what you're looking for,
you've come to the right place.'
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On a Taxidermist's window:
'We really know our stuff.'
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On a Fence:
'Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive!'
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At a Car Dealership:
'The best way to
get back on your feet -
miss a car payment.'
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Outside a Car Exhaust Store:
'No appointment necessary.
We hear you coming.'
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In a Vets waiting room:
'Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!'
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In a Restaurant window:
'Don't stand there
and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
'Drive carefully.
We'll wait.'
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And don't forget the
sign at a
RADIATOR
SHOP:
'Best place in town
to take a leak.'
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Sign on the back of
yet another
Septic Tank
Truck:
'Caution - This
Truck is full of Political Promises'

Dr.Binod Khattry