Smileys

I am always ready for a good laugh.
Sir, sent me these after I had posted this weeks messages.
They were too good to sleep on, so, here I am sharing them with you.
Some Headlines for 2004 followed by how the new generation fools the older generation. The new generation always considers itself wiser, whether this one or ours or our fathers.
I suppose that is what is called the generation gap.

Radheshyam

More trash from Matt.....LAUGH and the World will LAUGH with YOU !!
Journalism at its finest
THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2004:

Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

Miners Refuse to Work after Death

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

War Dims Hope for Peace

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

A young farm lad from Iowa goes off to college, but about 1/3 of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all of the money his parents gave him. Then he gets an idea.

He calls his daddy.

"Dad," he says, "you won't believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with!

Why, they actually have a program here at Iowa State that will teach our dog Old Blue how to talk!"

That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in that program?"

Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says.

"I'll get him into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About

2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his father again.

So how's Old Blue doing, son," his father asks.

Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"

"READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get him in that program?"

"Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.

The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.

When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited. "Where's Old Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"

"Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning, just before we left to drive home, Old Blue was in the living room kicked back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he usually does. Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing around with that little redhead who lives in town?' "

The father says, "I hope you shot that $#**%*# dog before he talks to your mother!"

"I sure did, Dad!"

"That's my boy!"

The kid went on to be a LAWYER

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity
and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to.
(Maybe even a chuckle).
We all need a good laugh, keep on smiling