Reasons Why We Indians Can't be Terrorists:

I liked to think that we Indians do not embrace terrorism because of our Gurus and the Bhagavat Gita which preaches us to accept everything for it is ordained by the Higher Power.
Shobhana Mukhi from London offers another explanation which may be nearer the truth.
I'll let you judge for yourself.

Radheshyam


1. We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.
2. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
3. With free food & drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
4. We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
5. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
6. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
7. We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
8. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.
9. We would have postponed the mission because a cricket match was going on that day.
10. We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken with one of the hostages.