Aussie humour at its very best -

Melbourne International  Airport Melbourne  Tower : "Saudi Air 511  -- You are cleared to land on runway  9R."Saudi  Air : "Thank you  Melbourne .  Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R � Allah be Praised."    Melbourne  Tower : " Iran Air 711  - You are cleared to land on runway 27L."  Iran  Air : "Thank you  Melbourne . We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 27L. -  Allah is Great." Pause.... Saudi  Air :  " MELBOURNE TOWER - MELBOURNE TOWER !"  Melbourne  Tower : "Go ahead  Saudi Air 511..." Saudi  Air : "YOU HAVE  CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY  GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS.  WE ARE ON A COLLISION  COURSE . ... .. .. ... INSTRUCTIONS,  PLEASE!"   Melbourne  Tower : "Proceed to your destination and tell Allah we said "Hi" Sent by Arun Shroff