Wives

God - bete, mannat maang.
Man - plz mujhe phir se unmarried kar do.
God - beta 'mannat' maangne ko kaha hai, "Jannat" nahi !

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Teacher: In 3 Mein farak Batao... call GIRL, GIRL FRIEND or BIWI ??
Sari Class chup ho gayi, itne mein MONTY bola: Madam ji, prepaid, postpaid aur unlimited !
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Wife to Santa : "You don't love me at all"
Santa points towards their five children and says "Do you think I downloaded them from Google."
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Beta: Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na!
Father: Beta teacher maa ke baraber hoti hai..
Beta: Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho ... :)
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There are 3 kinds of men in this world.
Some remain single and make wonders happen.
Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen...
Rest get married and wonder what happened !
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Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne ke liye ek WIFE kafi hai, Par ek WIFE ko sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam hai, -
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Swami Dukhiya Nandji.
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Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . . They can change anything into an argument
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Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY?
A very INTELLIGENT Sardar replied:
Women don't have a wife!

Sent by Prakash Bhartia