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First day of school in Quebec:

"Mustapha El Ekhzeri"

"Present"?

"Achmed El Cabul"

"Present"

"Kadir Sel Ohlmi"

"Present"

"Mohammed Endahrha

"Present"?

Chanhira Amarttayaku

"Present"?

"Ala In Ben Oit"

Silence?

"Ala In Ben Oit"

The class remains silent

For the last time!?"Ala In Ben Oit!"

Then, timidly, a young boy in the last row stands up and
says to the teacher:

It's me, but it's pronounced: Alain Benoit


Watch your Language

- 'Name?'

- 'Abdul al-Rhazib.'

- 'Sex?'

- 'Three to five times a week.'

- 'No, no... I mean male or female?'

- 'Male, female, sometimes camel.'

- 'Holy cow!'

- 'Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.'

- 'But isn't that hostile?'

- 'Horse style, doggy style, any style!'

- 'Oh dear!'

- 'No, no! Deer run too fast!'

This came from a Marine’s wife. It says it all:

I sat, as did millions of other Americans, and watched as the government
Underwent a peaceful transition of power two years ago..
At first, I felt a swell of pride and patriotism while
Barack Obama took his Oath of office.
However, all that pride quickly vanished as I later watched 21 Marines,
In full dress uniform with rifles,
Fire a 21-gun salute to the President.
It was then that I realized how far America's military had deteriorated.
Every one of them missed the bastard.

All the above sent by Prakash Bhartia.

Shows how important, it is to speak in the same sense, not only in the same language.