Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Redhead and the Prime Minister

The Prime minister was looking for a call girl.

He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.

To the blonde he said, I am the Prime Minister

Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'

She replied, £200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question.

Her reply was £100.

He then asked the redhead...

Her reply was,

'Mr. Prime Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes,

My pants as low as my wages,

Get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in,

And keep it rising like the price of gas,

Keep me warmer than it is in my Room and

Screw me the way you Screw our pensioners,

Then it isn't going to cost you a penny!'

Sent by Prakash Bhartia

Although the currency is is $, the above message does ring a bell for us Indians too, although the name of the prime minister has not been mentioned.

What does Sonia Gandhi and her silent PM know of the hardships face by the "Aam Aadmi". For them it is just like a slogan like the earlier one coined by her mother-in-law, Garibi Hatao.

She was not able to eliminate Garibi but was able to eliminate may Garibs who committed suicide.

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