Urine Test

THIS GUY MAKES A GOOD POINT
This was written by a construction worker in Fort MacMurray- he sure makes a lot of sense.

I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay cheque, I work on a rig site for a Fort Mac construction project. I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test. Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare cheque because I have to pass one to earn it for them?
Please understand that I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sit on their ass drinking beer and smoking dope.
Could you imagine how much money the provinces would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance cheque? Please pass this along if you agree or simply delete if you don't.
Hope you will pass it along though, because something has to change in this country, and soon!!!

The 'Corporate' language !!
'We will do it' = means 'You will do it'
'You have done a great job' = means 'More work to be given to you'
'We are working on it' = means 'We have not yet started working on the same'
'There was a slight miscommunication' = means 'We had actually lied'
'Lets call a meeting and discuss' = means 'I have no time now, will talk later'
'We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline'= means 'The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time.'
'We had slight differences of opinion' = means 'We had actually fought'
'Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you' =means 'Anyway you have to find a way out, no help from me'
'You should have told me earlier'= means 'Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!'
'We need to find out the real reason'= means 'Well I will tell you where your fault is'
'Well.... family is important, your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected'= means 'Well you know...'
'We are a team' = means 'I am not the only one to be blamed'
'That's actually a good question' = means 'I do not know anything about it'
AND FINALLY, THE BEST OF ALL...
'All the Best' = means ' You are in trouble'

From Prakash Bhartia