Ten Thoughts for the Upcoming Week

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection,
make him a sandwich .


Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the
Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.


Number 6
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of
nothing.


Number 5
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to
criticism.


Number 4
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800.00, and a substantial tax cut saves
you $30.00?


Number 3
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird
and people take Prozac to make it normal.


Number 2
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass
tomorrow.


And The Number 1 Thought
- - - as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age - it doesn't last that long."

Sent by Prakash Bhartia