WHY INDIANS ARE REBORN !!

The angel Gabriel came to the Lord and said:
'I have to talk to you.
We have some Indians up here in heaven and they are causing problems. They're swinging on the pearly gates, my horn is missing, they are wearing Dolce and Gabana saris instead of their white robes, they are riding Mercedes and BMWs instead of the chariots, and they're selling their halos to people for discounted prices. They refuse to keep the stairway to heaven clear or clean since they keep crouching down midway eating samosas and drinking chai (tea). Some of them are even walking around with just one wing! They do not believe in discipline and push their way through the line.'

The Lord said:
'Indians are Indians. Heaven is home to all my children.
If you want to know about real problems, give Satan a call.'

Satan answered the 'phone:
'Hello? Damn, hold on a minute.'
Satan returned to the 'phone:
'OK I'm back. What can I do for you?'

Gabriel replied:
'I just wanted to know what kind of problems you're having
down there.'
Satan said:
'Hold on again. I need to check on something.'
After about 5 minutes, Satan returned to the 'phone and said:
'I'm back. Now what was the question?'
Gabriel said:
'What kind of problems are you having down there?'
Satan said: 'Man I don't believe this .. Hold on.'
This time Satan was gone at least 15 minutes.

He returned and said:
'I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. These Indians are driving me up the wall. They are trying to install air conditioning and making hell a comfortable place to live in by putting out the fire, which is there to keep them uncomfortably hot!! Since they are so tech savvy, they were trying to start a telephone and IT connection between heaven and hell; between ME and GOD!! They have started a social network service for the troubled and believe in Karma and are good in convincing others. Some were trying to start a chai-pakora,
chole batura, channa, dosa and samosa, barfi, chakli and dokla shop, which I had to stop. Many have no trouble living in dirt as they are so used to it down on earth. On purpose, we have shortage of toilets here to make them uncomfortable, but they have no problems in doing everything outside in the open.They are excellent at corrupting everyone. My staff are being bribed by them and I am having difficulty in controlling the graft and corruption in hell. They never complain as this place seems to be better than from where they came. I am having such a hard time controlling and dealing with them!!
I am therefore requesting the LORD to PLEASE send them back to earth for rebirth as soon as they arrive here."



So that is why Indians are the only ones who are reborn

Sent by Pradeep Mohan