Side effects of alcohol .... And remedies!!!

1. Symptom : Cold and humid feet.

Cause :
Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the
Drink on your feet).

Cure:
Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward


2. Symptom : The wall facing you is full of lights.

Cause :
You're lying on the floor.

Cure:
Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.


3. Symptom : The floor looks blurry.

Cause :
You're looking through an empty glass.

Cure:
Quickly refill with your favorite drink!


4. Symptom : The floor is moving.

Cause :
You're being dragged away.

Cure:
At least ask where they're taking you!


5. Symptom : You hear echoes every time someone speaks.

Cause :
You have your glass on your ear.

Cure:
Stop making a fool of yourself!


6. Symptom : Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.

Cause :
You're in the wrong house.

Cure:
Ask if they can point you to your house.



7. Symptom : The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and The music is very repetitive.

Cause :
You're in an ambulance.

Cure:
Don't move. Let the professionals do their job

Sent by U Banerjee - NP