Why we are, What we are.

I have said in one of our earlier posts that Geography has quite a lot to do with our characteristc. In fact I would say 90% is because of Geography and 5% because of genes and balance 5% by the company we keep.

Here is an anlaysis of how people of different nationalities deal with the fair sex.
As usul, it took the brainy genes of Prakash Bhartia to spot the subtle differences.

Radheshyam

Culture differences! Vive les differences !!

On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of South Pacific, the following people are stranded:

Two Italian men and one Italian woman.
Two French men and one French woman.
Two German men and one German woman.
Two Greek men and one Greek woman.
Two British men and one British woman.
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman.
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman.
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman.
Two Irish men and one Irish woman.
Two American men and one American woman.

One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands
in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The two French men and the French woman are living happily
together in a ménage à trois.

The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating
visits with the German woman.

The two Greek men are sleeping together and the Greek woman is
cooking and cleaning for them.

The two British men are waiting for someone to introduce
them to the British woman.

The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.

The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store,
restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the woman
pregnant in order to supply more employees for their stores.

The two Irish men divided the island into north and south and
set up a distillery.
They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets somewhat foggy after a few pints of coconut whisky.
However, they're satisfied because the British aren't having any fun.

The two American men are contemplating suicide, because
the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly
about her body, the true nature of feminism,
what the sun is doing to her skin, how
she can do anything they can do,
the necessity of fulfillment,
the equal division of household chores,
how sand and palm trees make her look fat,
how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and
treated her nicer than they do,
and how her relationship with her mother is
the root cause of all her problems,
and why didn't they bring a damn
cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
rescued off this forsaken deserted island in the middle of
freaking nowhere so she can get her nails done and go shopping.'