Indian Cow-An Essay

Hello friends,

English is now considered an International language and you must have a working knowledge of it if you want to do any international business or want any technical or medical education.
Our north Indian politicians have wasted no opportunity in denigrating it and trying to impose a two language formula throughout India. This has resulted in division of India but what do they care as long as they win elections. We have thus divisions on language, caste and sub-caste, religion. They are no better than the British who divided and ruled India for so long.At least the British gave us a corruption free and efficient administration.
I wish I could say the same for our present politicians.

This step motherly treatment of English has resulted in the offering of the sample essay on "Indian Cow" written by a UPSC (IAS) candidate from North India. I would not like to mention the state so that no particular state can takes offence.
Read it. I promise, you will forget your English.

Radheshyam



HE IS THE COW. "The cow is a successful animal. Also he is 4 footed, And because he is female, he give milks, [but will do so when he is got child]. He is same like God, sacred to Hindus and useful to man. But he has got four legs together. Two are forward and two are afterwards. His whole body can be utilized for use. More so the milk. Milk comes from 4 taps attached to his basement. [Horses don't have any such attachment]

What can it do? Various ghee, butter, cream, curd, why and the condensed milk and so forth. Also he is useful to cobbler, waterman's and mankind generally. His motion is slow only because he is of lazy species, Also his other motion.. gober is much useful to trees, plants as well as for making flat cakes [like Pizza], in hand and drying in the sun.

Cow is the only animal that extricates his feeding after eating. Then afterwards she chews with his teeth that are situated in the inside of the mouth. He is incessantly in the meadows in the grass. His only attacking and defending organ is the horns, especially so when he is got child. This is done by knowing his head whereby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and instantly proceed with great velocity forwards. He has got tails also, situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals. It has hairs on the other end of the other side. This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.

The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch. So the grasses head is not crushed. At night time have poses by looking down on the ground and he shouts. His eyes and nose are like his other relatives. This is the cow......

We are informed that the candidate passed the exam, and is now an IAS officer.