A blonde was flying as passenger in a two-seater airplane. Suddenly, the pilot had a heart attack and collapsed. Frantic, she sent out a Mayday distress call.
"Mayday! Mayday! Help me! Help me! My pilot has had a heart attack and he's dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
A deep, soothing voice came back over the radio saying, "This is Air Traffic Control and I hear you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Calm down, take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now, give me your height and position."
"I'm 5'4 inches," she said, "and I'm in the front seat."
"Ohh-kay..." said the voice on the radio. "Repeat after me: "Our Father... Who art in Heaven..."
The above are all from Joseph Sebastian in FB