Happy Sunday

Happy Sunday

A man received message from his neighbour ... :

"Sorry sir, I am using your wife...I am using day and night ...I am using when you are not present at home....In fact I am using more than You are using.....

I confess this because now I feel very much guilt...

Hope You will accept my sincere apologies "

... And the man shot his wife.......

Few minutes later he received another message

Sorry sir, spelling mistake ... wifi not wife.

Ear infection

This is so true!

They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, -- and you have to answer in front of others, about what is your problem and sometimes it is down-right embarrassing.

There is nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you,.. in a room full of other patients.

I know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.

The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'

'There's something wrong with my dick', he replied.

The receptionist became irritated and said, 'You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that. '

'Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,' he said.

The Receptionist replied; 'Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.'

The man replied, 'You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.

The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, 'Yes??'

'There's something wrong with my ear,' he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice.. 'And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?'

'I can't piss out of it,' he replied.

The waiting room erupted in laughter.

Mess with seniors, and you're going to lose.

Repeat! Do NOT mess with old people!

Sent by Prakash Bhartia