The UPA plans to change its Election symbol to make it more representative

THE GOVERNMENT'S NEW SYMBOL SHOULD BE THAT OF A CONDOM,

because it reflects more accurately the government's political stance....

A condom allows for inflation,

halts production,

destroys the next generation,

protects a bunch of dicks,

and gives you a sense of security,

while you're actually being SCREWED !

Damn,

it just COULDN'T get more accurate than that !

Sent by Arun Shroff