Smileys from Prakash Bhartia

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life.

A huge heart...covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. All the doctors from the hospital sat in awe.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever..

At that point, one of the mourners just burst into laughter. With all eyes staring at him, he said, 'I am so sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist.

The proctologist fainted.

Confucius Says

Confucius Say: It's OK to let a fool kiss you; but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius Say: A kiss is just shopping upstairs

for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius Say: It is better to lose a lover

than love a loser.

Confucius Say: A drunken man's words

are a sober man's thoughts.

Confucius Say: Marriage is like a bank account.

You put it in,

you take it out,

and you lose interest.

Confucius Say: Viagra is like Disneyland...

A one-hour wait for a 3-minute ride.

Confucius Say: It is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

Confucius Say: A joke is like sex.

Neither is any good if you don't get it.

Sent by Prakash Bhartia