Thinking out of the Hat

1.A day without sunshine is like, night.
2.On the other hand, you have different fingers.
3.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
4.99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5.Remember half the people you know are below average.
6.Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8.Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
10.Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.
11.If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
12.When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
13.No one is listening until you make a mistake.
14.Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
15.A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
16.Change is inevitable except from vending machines.
17.If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments