Layoff Letter

Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp! You can't be any
fairer than this leader...

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself
to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that
our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to
increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our
prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy,
we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are
family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.


So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking
lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our
employees' cars and have decided these folks will be
the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way
to approach this problem. They voted for change......I
gave it to them.


I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

Ron Eldridge Excavating, Inc.
1337 S. Main St .
Nicholasville , KY 40356