Whats in a name?

Just applied for a building permit for a new house.

It was going to be 100 feet tall and 400 feet wide with 9 turrets at various heights and windows all over the place and a loud outside entertainment sound system.

It would have parking for 200 cars and I was going to paint it bright purple with pink trim.

The Local Council told me to p.o.

So I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a Mosque.

Work starts on Monday.

Sent by Prakash Bhartia. Shakespeare said "What's in a name?" Do you agree with him?