Teaching Manners

During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her Students the following . . .

Teacher : "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"

Michael : "Just a minute I have to go pee."

Teacher : "That would be rude and impolite."

Teacher : "What about you Peter, how would you say it?"

Peter : "I truly am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."

Teacher : "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the Dinner table."

Teacher : "And you, Little Johnny, can you use your brains for once and show us your Good manners?"

Little Johnny : "Darling, may I please be excused for a brief moment? I have to shake Hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I am hoping you will get to meet after Dinner . . ."

The teacher fainted . . . . .

This was posted on FB by Ratnankur Roychowdhury. I thought it would be good if you all learned some manners since you don't seem to have learnt it in school.