A secretary got an expensive PEN as a birthday gift from her boss.
She sent her boss a 'Thank You' note via SMS.
The wife read the text and angrily shows her husband the message:
"Your penis wonderful, I enjoyed using it last night. Thanks"
Moral:- Space is essential in every successful marriage!
THIS IS ABOUT OUR HONEST PRIME MINISTER
In Lok Sabha, a Congress MP during his speech told a story.....
"There was a father who gave 100 rupees to each of his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.
First son bought hay for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Second son bought cotton for Rs. 100 but couldn't fill the room entirely.
Third son bought a candle for Rs. 1 and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."
The MP added "Our Prime Minister is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"
A voice from the backbench asked "Where is the remaining Rs. 99??"
Sent by Prakash Bhartia
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