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Welcome to the Bomb explosion helpline of Home Department, Government of
India.
Press 1 for latest bomb explosions
Press 2 to hear Home Ministers pre-recorded reaction.
Press 3 to hear Prime Ministers pre-recorded claims to condemn it and
assurance to take strong action against culprits and there would be zero tolerance towards terrorism.
Press 4 to know whether anybody claimed responsibility for the explosion.
Press 5 to hear prerecorded claim of Digvijay Singh blaming RSS for explosions.
Press 6 to know whether any terrorist has been arrested by mistake; please be assured the Congress would give him 5-star treatment.
Press 7 to hear messages like terrorism has no religion.
Press 8 if you want Rahul Gandhi to visit the poor in villages.
Press 9 if your relative has died in the explosion to hear Gandhijis bhajan.
If you were severely injured in the explosion and still alive, then press your own neck for bringing this corrupt and anti national government to power.
Thank you for calling.
Sent by Keith Hayward
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