S O M E T I M E S
Sometimes...
when you cry....
no one sees your tears..
Sometimes...
when you are in pain.
no one sees your hurt.
Sometimes..
when you are worried...
no one sees your stress
Sometimes..
when you are happy..
no one sees your smile ..
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But FART !! just ONE time....
And everybody knows!!
When you have stopped laughing and run out of GAS, read the next one to keep you HAPPY !
Matt
When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.
At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle
"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How
quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame de Gaulle.
A huge hush fell over the table.
Everyone heard her answer………………... and no one knew what to say next.
Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said,
"Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, "appiness!'"
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