Smileys to make your Monday bearable

Weather Forecast

  On a  bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Buffalo, NY were listening  to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We aregoing to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.

 

You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow plows can get through."

So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week  later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer

 said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park

 your car on the odd numbered side of the street, so the snow plows  can get through." 

 

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next  week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, 

 

  "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...."

  Then the electricity went out.

 

The good wife was very upset, and with a  worried look on her face she said,

 

"I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the

snow plows can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied,

"Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time."

  I didn't see it coming either!

 Dangerous Virus

So I asked my Doctor, "Doctor, what are we going to do about this dangerous virus from  Africa ?"

 

And he said, "I don't know, he still has two more years in office.”

 Sent by Prakash Bhartia