Friday, August 8, 2014

Some Definitions

ADULT: A  person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the  middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A  place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS: The  only animals you eat before they are born and after they are  dead. COMMITTEE: A  body that keeps minutes and wastes hours. DUST: Mud  with the juice squeezed out. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in  conversation. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold  Storage. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better. RAISIN: A  grape with a sunburn. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time. SKELETON: A  bunch of bones with the person scraped off. TOOTHACHE: The  pain that drives you to extraction. TOMORROW: One  of the greatest labour saving devices of today. YAWN: An  honest opinion openly expressed. And MY Personal Favorite!! 

Something other people have, Similar to my character lines.

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