Renault and Ford joint venture:

Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for women.

Mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' they have
designed the 'Clitaurus'. It comes in pink, and the average
male car thief won't be able to find it — let alone
turn it on – even if someone tells him where it is and how to do it.

Rumor has it though, that it leaks transmission fluid once
a month, and can be a real bitch to start in the morning.
Some have reported that on cold winter mornings, when you
really need it, you can’t get it to turn over.

New models are initially fun to own, but very costly to
maintain, and horribly expensive to get rid of.

Used models may initially appear to have curb appeal and
a low price, but eventually have an increased appetite for
fuel, unpredicatable and the curb weight typically increases with age.

Manufacturers are baffled as to how the size of the trunk
increases, but say that the paint may just make it LOOK bigger.
This model is not expected to reach collector status.

Most owners find it is best to lease one, and replace it each year.

Sent by Prakash Bhartia