Strip Tease

Cletus and Billy Bob

Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when
through a gap inthe door he sees Billy Bob doing a slow
and sensual striptease in front ofan old green John Deere.

With clenched buttocks, he performs a slow pirouette and
gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls,
followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward
and in a classic striptease move and lets his overalls
fall down to his hips revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Grabbing both sides of his shirt he rips it apart to reveal
his stained tee shirt underneath. With a final flourish he
tears the tee shirt from his body and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough Cletus rushes in and says "what the heck
are you doingBilly Bob?"

"Jeez Cletus ,ya scared me," says an obviously embarrassed
Billy Bob, but me and the Ole lady been having trouble
lately in the bedroom department,and the Therapist suggested
I do something sexy to a tractor."

This too from Prakash Bhartia