What do you learn from PK and PIKU

Recently we have seen two pictures with similar sounding names, P.K and PIKU and what a difference between them.
PK,  brought in a fictitious character who may or may not exist as far as we earthlings are concerned.
However, the issues it highlighted were very important as religion has become a scourge in India.
The media, especially the electronic media, which is supposed to be enlightened are ones who give a push to these superstitious beliefs.
Have you seen the number of channels who become active during eclipses of the sun and moon with so called enlightened astrologers giving their take on what we should and should not do.?
Have you seen the channels propagating various  Yantras or books to give you everything, even the moon?
The other picture, PIKU, although the acting may have been good was outright boring.
It gave the story of a selfish old man, Shoojit Sircar, played by Amitabh Bachhan, who could think of nothing beyond his SHIT, to the exclusion of all else.
I don't know what people found in the picture but just after fifteen minutes I just had to switch it off.
To people like Shoojit Sircar, the old man and others who have the same problem, I have just one suggestion.
Without wasting time on various medications, allopathic, homeopathic or ayurvedic, go to the heart of the problem.
When the pipes at your home becomes choked, the plumber uses three processes.
He first pumps air with a hand pump.
If that does not clear it he either pours acid of some chemicals like drainex which removes the blockage.
If that fails he uses a rod, if the blockage is accessible and pushes it out.
Our human alimentary canal (food pipe) is also a pipe about 30 ft long.
It starts with the mouth wherein we dump all that we eat and drink.
It ends with the rectum where all the waste is held until it is pushed through the anus.
We keep the mouth end clean by brushing and flossing as it is this end which the world sees.
We have no control over the rest of the pipe as that performs by itself, by God's grace, depending upon the type of food we eat, in what quantities and how frequently.
However, it is the nether end of the pipe that creates all the problems of constipation, gas formation and piles and fistulas.
It is this nether end which creates all the discomfort for Shoojit Sircars.
This problem could be solved by using a self help enema kit which my family has been using for the last two and half years now.
It has rid me of constipation  and all gases as at my age,  Shoojit Sircar and every person above 50 must be knowing,  is a serious problem.
It has relieved me of my piles problem.
I go to sleep all fresh and also wake up all fresh.
I have attached a photograph of the set up at home.
These are available in Central Avenue, Kolkata or other shops where they sell medical equipments.
I got mine from Ahmedabad.
I would suggest to Shoojit Sircar and anyone else with this problem to use it last thing at night and first thing in the morning for a happy, constipation free, gas free and piles free life.