Aussie Immigration..........?

A Parsi gentleman went to Australia to watch the cricket series there. The Aussie at passport control sat thumbing through his passport for a while. Unable to find anything objectionable, he growled: "Have you got a criminal record"..? The Bawa smiled and replied, 'I am terribly sorry, sir; unfortunately, I don't have one. Nobody told me it was STILL a requirement to get into your country'...!!! Sent by Prakash Bhartia