Smile a While

Two Brisbane businessmen were sitting down for a break in their
soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with no stock and
only a few shelves set up. One said to the other, 'I bet any minute now
some idiot tourist is going to walk by, put his face to the window, and
ask what we're selling". No sooner were the words out of his mouth when,
sure enough, a curious
Japanese tourist walked to the window, had a peek and, in a thick
Japanese accent, asked: 'What you sell?'
One of the men replied sarcastically: 'We're selling ass-holes.'

Without skipping a beat, the Japanese man said, 'You doing velly well,
only two left!'

The above is from U Banerjee, North Point.

The following is from Prakash Bhartia

While trying to escape through Pakistan , Osama Bin Laden found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.

Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, "Master, may I grant you one wish?"

Osama responded, "You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am?
I don't need any common woman giving me anything."

The shocked genie said, "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, "Very well,I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you."

The annoyed genie said, "So be it!" and disappeared.


The next morning, Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi at his side.

His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is good..

I sometimes wonder, why Osama has all the luck.