An old station hand named Billy
was overseeing his herd in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a
brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.
The driver, a young man in a Brioni®
suit, Gucci® shoes, RayBan® sunglasses and YSL® tie, leaned out the
window and asked the old man, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and
calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"
Billy looks at the young man, who
obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly
answers, "Sure, why not?"
The yuppie parks his car, whips out
his Dell® notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3® cell phone,
and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to
get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite
that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution
photo.
The yuppie then opens the digital
photo in Adobe Photoshop® and exports it to an image processing facility
in Hamburg, Germany ...
Within seconds, he receives an email
on his Palm Pilot® that the image has been processed and the data stored. He
then accesses an MS-SQL® database through an ODBC connected Excel® spread
sheet with email on his Blackberry® and, after a few minutes, receives a
response.
Finally, he prints out a
full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet®
printer, turns to Billy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and
calves."
"That's right. Well, you'll be
helpin yourself to one of me calves, then, since you won it fair en
square." says Billy.
He watches the smartly dressed
yuppie select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the man
gingerly picks it up & stuffs it into the boot of his
car.
As the yuppie is carefully brushing the dust
& hair off his suit, Billy says, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what
work you do & where you come from, will you give me back my
calf?"
The yuppie thinks about it for a
second, wondering what this wrinkled up dirt encrusted uneducated old man
could possibly know? He grins and then says, "Okay, old fella, why
not? I'm a believer in fair play."
"You're a politician & you
work in Canberra." says the old
timer.
"Wow! That's correct," says
the yuppie, "but, tell me how on earth did you guess
that?"
"No guessing required."
answered Billy "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want
to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked.
You used millions of dollars’ worth of equipment trying to show me how much
smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people
make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.
Now give me back my dog."
Sent by Jimmy Keir.
You may have seen this earlier, but worth repeating.
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