Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Mandatory Warning on All Tickets.

TRAVELLING BY INDIAN RAILWAYS IS INJURIOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.
THE RAILWAYS TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR CARRYING YOU TO YOUR DESTINATION.
ANY INJURY INCURRED BY YOU IN THE COURSE OF YOUR JOURNEY WILL BE COMPENSATED BY AN ASSURANCE BY THE CONCERNED RAILWAY MINISTER OF COMPENSATION AS PER THE EXTENT OF INJURY.HOWEVER, THE RAILWAYS DO NOT GUARANTEE WHEN THE SAID COMPENSATION WILL REACH YOU OF EVER REACH YOU. THE RAILWAY MINISTER HIMSELF REGRETS THAT HE DOES NOT HAVE THE TIME FOR FORMALITIES LIKE LOOKING HOW YOU HAVE FARED IN THE ACCIDENT. FOR THAT HE HAS DEPUTED HIS DEPUTIES TO WHO HE PAYS FAT SALARIES.

By Order

Railway Board




The above is a scene of ill-fated S2 compartment of Kalka Express which met with an accident yesterday..
We are told by highly reliable sources, that in future, all tickets issued by the railways will carry the above captioned warning.

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