Smileys 2

Hello friends

Since time immemorial various topics have been the favourite of jokesters.
In UK you had Paddy the Irishman, a Scotsman and of course the Jew.
In India we have always had the Sardarji and Marwari jokes, and for mimickry we have had the hilarious Madrasi speaking Hindi made memorable by the Kishore Kumar song "Ek Chatur e Nar Bari Hoshyar" in the movie "Padosan".
Among relatives, mother-in-laws and wives have been favourite topics.
There have been some husband and husband's mother's jokes but being a male dominated society, I suppose most of the jokes have been against the wives and their mothers.
Even in the present age of "Equality of Sexes" the wives are too decent to make a joke on their husbands although some husbands are real rascals.
Well, here are two wives jokes. They are jokes only.I love my wife.

Radheshyam
A younger wife!
A married couple in their early 60s (man-62yr old, woman 60 yr old) were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny, yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! Two tickets for the Queen Mary II luxury liner appeared in her hands. Then it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish...So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof!


The husband became 92 years old.

Men should remember...fairies are female..

Guardian Angel on the Job

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die."

The man did as he was instructed, and a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.

"Oh yeah?" the man asked. "And where the hell were you when I got married?"